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“Yes yes, no problem; look, let’s start from the top, right? We know how things are, right? There are
many things happening in the country right now, right? Yeah, well, the main issue is like, like, that the
sheep are like; they don’t do their job right, right? Yeah, so, it's like, they don’t wanna listen to what we
have to say, and this has been happening for like, many years, so this can’t like, continue so, yeah, that’s
why we think they’re no good no more. We must stop everything that’s happening in the country right
now, right?”
The panda smiled at the dog and started talking next: “I agree, I vehemently agree with you my good
friend. No no, more than that, you and your friends are my comrades, my people, we are one, and we will
stand against the sheep together as the family we are.” The dog, excited, dropped his sign to the floor,
punched the air with full force and screamed: “Out the sheep, they’re asleep!!!!” “Out the sheep, they’re
asleep!!!!!” The panda, after watching such a burst of commitment, gave his ice cream to the exhausted
dog and walked away holding a calm and satisfied expression.
A few days later, the dog was watching television, and while changing channels, he stumbled upon one of
the pandas’ ads.
“That’s what we want! Exactly what we want: progress, justice, and happiness,” said the dog excitedly to
his wife.
“Yes love, you’re right; we’re right,” she replied.
“Yes! Did you take a look at the panda?”
“Yes. He looks interesting; like a successful panda.”
“He’s the yellow-suit-wearing panda I was telling you about!”
“Really!? The one who called you smart and gave you ice cream!?”
Close to a year later, the same dog, among many other dogs who were shaking their tails, sniffing one
another, and trying to catch their own tails by drawing a never-ending and unfinished circle was present in
the presidential inauguration speech given by the panda. “It is, thanks to your great intelligence, that now
we have the opportunity in our hands, to work for this amazing country, and turning its ashes into the